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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Every Parents Nightmare

Justin highlights every parents nightmare, where your kids dob in all your bad behaviour.

"Daddy was drunk three times last week. He didn't do the dishes on Wednesday and my dinner was cold last night. Mummy made me have a bath three times and I had to feed the dog and clean the rabbit hutch, in order to get pocket money"

You can just imagine the kinds of things a ten year old might say.

Anonymously, of course, according to those who should know. How much information does the government need to know. I can just imagine the development of Parent Behaviour Courts, where parents have to defend their parenting in front of a jury of children.

It is bad enough going to teacher parent interviews, like we did last week, to get into trouble for bringing your kids to school late and why did your son draw a pig with blood coming out of his mouth and make inappropriate jokes in class?

Big Brother really is starting to build up a big head of steam all over the UK. Generally these sorts of trends have some impact in Australia. No thank you Pomiticians! Stop spying into peoples lives. Leave us alone.

This message has been brought to you by the Parents Rights League. No children were harmed in the making of this blog post.

6 comments:

Fire Byrd said...

Yes the little angels certainly drop you in it.

My own youngest angel whose 16 has just cost me fifty quid in a fixed fine for underage drinking. What's the matter with him. Why did he get caught, has he no sense!

Colin Campbell said...

Yes. My kids are still quite young, but they are already fairly free with their opinions on what is right and wrong. I worry. I may have to forfeit my good behaviour bond.

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