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Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Daily Mash - NEW WEBSITE TO REVEAL EXACTLY WHY BRITAIN DOESN'T WORK


HE inventor of the world wide web has unveiled a new website which could eventually reveal the precise reason why Britain is no longer a suitable habitat for human beings.
Sir Tim Berners-Lee said data.gov.uk will offer reams of public sector statistics including fake road works, actual crime figures and the the number of times some fat-arsed, overpaid, local authority socialist can't be bothered to do his fucking job.
He added: "The precise reason why Britain is such an unspeakably ghastly and unbearable shithole where nothing works has eluded science for many years.
"This project will allow anyone with a computer to analyse the data and identify patterns in the ghastly shittiness, until we can finally point at something and say 'yes, that's it!'"
As usual pretty close to the truth.
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